: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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