So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
