so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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