sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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