i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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