I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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