The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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