i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
