If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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