I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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