He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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