Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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