ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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