if i can run in heels then i can drive
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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