His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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