Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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