listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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