I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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