Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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