she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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