found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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