Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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