5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My penis needs a shock collar
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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