Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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