I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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