you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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