Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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