And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Duck Duck Cougar?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Come share oat with me in your robe
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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