That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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