do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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