i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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