dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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