she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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