Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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