So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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