I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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