he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do herpes really smell.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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