Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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