just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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