he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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