what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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