sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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