I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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