i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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