He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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