Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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