I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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