remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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