I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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