I'm drive I can fine osifer
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Randomize
