And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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