I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
look no pants
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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