normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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