i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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