You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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